Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
Blog Article
Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We procrastinate. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of get more info shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're clueless.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys have about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of nonsense that gets your blood pumping. No time for pussies here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every bit of the action.
- Dump that shitty stuff you’ve been reading.
- Here's where the real pleasure is.
- Get what you deserve: a wild, screaming night.
It's not demanding. We’re just saying you the reality.
Guys: Dude Fuck This chick Fucking ASAP
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Screw around with Chat, just Make love to me already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Show me what you got.
Don't be a chicken, I know you want to.
Seriously! Those Assholes {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Take a Hint. I've been trying to Send Signals, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyAnnoying.
- I Really Need To Get a Restraining Order.
- Seriously| This is getting Way Too Intense.
I'm Telling You, I just want to Be Left Alone in Safety! Is that too much to ask?
Let's crank Hell Lit
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta raise hell and go bananas. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will have you sweating.
We're taking over the place all night long. So, are you ready to have a blast?
Let's make this a night to remember.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Beer solves everything, right?
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.